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Machonnaise

Do you want your sandwich with my Machonnaise?
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Black Madonna

1. A cocktail consisting of Pepsi-Cola and gin, similar to a Rum and Coke.

2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.

3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.

4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
1. "Aye, Tommy! Make mine a Black Madonna on the rocks, no Virgin, though--save that for Da Vinci! Ha!"

2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."

3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"

4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."
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mr macdonald

someone who is absolutely positive and always says ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC
HEAD TEACHER absolute fantastic
CLASS sappin mr macdonald
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Jenny MacDonald

A snake that unplugs your ps4 controller
She’s just like a Jenny MacDonald.
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Brian MacDonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man in the whole entire world. He is the bass player in PVRIS, it's lit. You will be amazed by his talent. yeet
Should we protect Brian MacDonald at all costs?

Yes, we certainly do
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brian macdonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man existing on this planet. He is the bass player in PVRIS, according to his bandmate Lynn Gunn, he is the worst bass player (PVRIS play 'Say WHAT!?) but that's false facts sis. wig. you WILL be amazed by his amazing talent, you will feel the need to cry every time you see his beautiful film photos on his fancy gram. Stan Brian MacDonald!
Should we protect Brian MacDonald?

Yes, we certainly do!
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laurie macdonald

wow that guy is such a laurie macdonald
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