Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

i m m m

I Miss my man 😞

1. omg girl like i really miss my man

2. pls i m m m

by ggirlsgorl July 13, 2024

M&M

M&M Gaming
Short for Mac and Mobile, people who identify as Mac and Mobile gamers are truly the future of competitive eSport gaming, the pinnacle of play.

I cannot afford a console, so I M&M game.

by Jakhammer_1 December 30, 2018

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

Brown m&m

The m&m that will always consensually dom you

Person 1 : I'm looking for a goth gf to consensually Dom me
Person 2 : I mean, they're quite rare but the brown m&m eaters are a perfect alternative

by DaBoss135 October 8, 2022

Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.

“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”

by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024

The M&M Conspiracy

The M&M Conspiracy is the idea that toxic energy will always find itself in others. Bad people are usually friends with bad people to help themselves feel less pathetic and sad.

Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”

Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”

by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue April 15, 2024