guppy launching

Guppy launching is an act of foreplay that the female participant performs to arose her male counterpart. The act consists of her putting a guppy, beta fish, gold fish, or other similar small fish into her vulva, and applying pressure until said small critter is launched at max vulva-force across the room.

If I had to choose a larger turn on than her guppy launching skills, then I would choose nothing, because her guppy launching skills are THE BIGGEST turn on.

by Dr. Skizmo December 9, 2007

Grenade launcher

When you and a friend try to hook up with some chicks but one of them is really ugly, he'll be the grenade launcher and take the "grenade" so you can have a good time.

Me: dude, check out those girls
Friend: ewww, look at her friend. Looks like her face was hit by a bus...
Me: yea but the other one is fine. Be my grenade launcher.

by Yoxcf August 2, 2011

Hot Luanch

A play on the Hot Lunch, after pooping on cling wrap, add cocktail umbrella to load, if only for a humorous moment (remove) before mouth fucking. Optional addition of coconut milk. At the moment of ejaculation, call out "aloha oe!"

While vacationing in Hawaii, Baby Mama and the Looch used their excess cocktail umbrellas for a monumental Looch-style Hot Luanch.

by Jobin Harper November 18, 2009

Soft Launch

A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.

A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.

Hey guys, We have to go. I farted but it turns out I soft launched. I need to change my clothes.

by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010

Pre-launch Touch Ups

After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good

Courtney: What do we do everyday?

Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?

by skylarskank September 28, 2008

Afganistan rocket launchers

When you stick mentos inside a vegina then put a 2 liter of coke bottle inside and watch it shoot out like a rocket.

Holy shit we are getting attacked grab that girls we need to make a afganistan rocket launchers

by Caption ginger beard February 21, 2019