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fat llama

when you pour a gallon of water into your butthole and then spit it out hours later. it is a challenge to see who can hold a gallon of water in their system for the longest without yaking
Hey Kaden, are you down to fat llama tonight?
by fatllama69 November 6, 2014
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flying llamas

it is a llama that has aquired wings and now is a flying llama. this is a very rare and is only seen when you find its owner Chuck Norris. He is the nonly one that can tame one.
Guy: What is that?
Person: Its flying llamas!
GUY: WHOAAAAAA!!!
Person: I want one!
Guy: i heard that only Chuck Norris can tame them.
Person: DAMN IT!!!
by Vuietnam November 5, 2010
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llama cheese

cheese of the llama
a llamas cheese
you
by bob November 25, 2002
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Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.
...You're such a frickin' llama licker.
by Carliann October 12, 2007
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Drama Llama

Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama
"That bitch Amber just spit in my face because I pointed out what a drama filled bitch she was being!"

"Yeah I told you that bitch was a Drama Llama!"
by Kurt September 24, 2006
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llama whore

1 - A llama whore is a phrase born of the recent llama badge craze on deviantart. Normally badges cost points, which must be paid for or given to you by someone else who has paid - however because llama badges are awesome, they are free.

A llama whore is a deviant who simply cannot stop sending llamas, and in return cannot stop receiving them. The more llamas you get, the cooler the llama on your page looks!

Llama whores often frequent places such as 'give a llama, get a llama' groups, and like to favourite artwork with the title 'fave and get a llama!'.
2 - More uncommonly, llama whores are also people who have sex with llamas.
1 - deviant1: OMG i have 5000 llamas! I need to go give out some more to celebrate!

deviant2: hey, if you give me a llama, i'll give you a llama.

deviant1: hell yeah, we can be llama buddies! I love all you llama giving people!

deviant3: haha, you pair of complete llama whores.

deviant1+2: llama whores? damn right we are!!

2 - guy1: is she having sex with that llama?

guy2: you know, i think she might be.

guy1: oh. ew. let's just keep walking and pretend we didn't notice.

guy2: good idea. that's taking llama lovin' a bit too far.

guy1: no wait, look a minute...that llama whore is giving it head!!
- stare open mouthed -
by Pi. April 24, 2010
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Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.
Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...
by PixieMandy April 15, 2022
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