linear jerk

mutual masterbation, a variation on circle jerk

after all jake gyllenhaal films, a circle jerk must be performed in his honor. unless there's only two people, in which case it must be a linear jerk.

by Hizo October 8, 2006

Liza loo

Liza loo: A cute name for someone with the nameEliza. It can only be used when the person name is Eliza and you can only use this name with i love you behind it ....liza loo i love you.....
Please refurre to the name Eliza for more detail :)

Friend: LIZA LOO I LOVE YOU
Eliza (liza loo): why thank you, thank you very much

by liza loo October 16, 2008

Lizard Squad

A hacking group that sit's in their parents basement hacking PSN and Xbox servers for Christmas, to ruin everyones time. They suck dick, and shove dildos in their ass.

Dude, PSN servers are down.
Shit bro, Lizard Squad fucked the servers up
FUCK EM

by XboxSuks April 4, 2016

liza

this bitch is sooo beautiful i love her soo much she is the best friend u can have although she is a fighter so watch out

liza made my hair frizzy!frizz!

by ise brum October 17, 2019

Leaking the Lizard

the act of taking a piss or urinating in the restroom or designated area.

Hey Jon, I am leaking the lizard.

by Mysterystudent November 5, 2010

Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

by erik December 14, 2003

lizard lips

1. A vagina lacking the naturally produced lubricating fluids

2. A dry pussy

"Bitch, what'd I tell you 'bout pickin' up that KY, yo Lizard Lips finna give me rug burn!"

by Lovemuscle January 2, 2009