Langley BC

better than surrey

person 1: langley BC is trash, so many people
person 2: better than surrey

by gooses are cool December 4, 2022

Langley High School

The high school in Northern Virginia that is the worst at rowing. Their coach is a jerk, and the girls all wear makeup to practice.

Did you hear about what Langley High School did last weekend?
Yeah, their coach took them out for ice cream and pizza, because they finally beat someone.
Langley Crew Rowing

by CoxswainWSHS December 13, 2010

Daddy Longlegs

Daddy Longlegs are, despite popular belief, insects, not spiders due to the fact that they have 6 legs rather than 8. They have a single-section podlike body (whereas spiders have 3 sections of their bodies) and very long, thin, spindly legs that when pulled off, still move for a bit. They are commonly seen in backyards or unfinished basements.

It is so fun to pull off a few legs of the Daddy Longlegs and watch it hobble about.

by Toki Wartooth7 October 16, 2008

longley

A longley is a creature usually located around the area of Ashford, no one is quite sure what it is or where it came from, when one is spotted it is often mistooken for a gypsy which it bears resemblence to and some say spawned from. We know little about these creatures but we what do know is that they can be dangerous if approached.

Chav 1: Shit blad! i think i just seen a Pikey in dem bushes
Chav 2: Lets go beat him up and chor his gold!
Chav 1: innit!
Chav 3: Wait that aint no fuckin gypo thats a Longley!
Chav 1+2: Lets get out of here!

by Toby Fincham August 10, 2006

Linoleum

A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.

There is only one pussy this girl goes down on, and it is linoleum.

by Ninjette Ness September 28, 2008

Langley Chillin'

The act of "daddy" getting you out of trouble, especially for legal or economic reasons.

"Daddy, I wrecked the car."
"Again...."

"Did you hear about betty?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got arrested and her dad bailed her out."
"Damn, another weekend of Langley Chillin'."

by langley sports fan February 22, 2010

Toot It And Let It Linger

When someone (preferably a guy who has a girlfriend) leads a person on (an innocent girl who falls for the guy but cares he has a girlfriend) and does things with him. it could be from just sexting to actually having sex but he tells her that she isn't allowed to tell anyone because of his girlfriend. And when the guy gets what he wants (or doesn't) he does't exactly dump the girl because they were never going out because he had a girlfriend, but just stops texting her everyday and never answers her texts or stops going up to talk to her. this isn't tooting it and booting it because the guy will still talk to the girl but when he does he acts like nothing ever happened and expects her to do the same

Naj "hey cori can i give you a hug tomorrow?" Cori "sure?" Naj "can i give you two hugs tomorrow?" Cori "sure" Naj " just sure?" cori "sure" Naj " can i have a butt touch?" Cori "NO! you have a girlfriend" (that is an example of a girl who is smart and doesnt fall for it.) Naj " hey Jaz i really like you youre really awesome we should have sex" Jaz "aww <3 i like you too but you have a girlfriend" Naj "so i dont care about her anymore i love her but i really like you" Jaz " ok come over now" and after he gets what he wants he never talks to her again and calls her his stalker (that was an example of a girl who fell for his act... hard)and that is what it means to Toot It And Let It Linger

by rayRay ;) June 14, 2011