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term limits

A limit to the length of time a politician can serve in any capacity.
Polls show a majority of voters favor term limits for politicians.
by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016
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Sard Limit

A BDSM term in which a specific object/subject of play/fetish that is both a hard and soft limit. The likeness of whether a limit is softer or harder depends upon the level of attractiveness or skill the person you are playing with possesses.
by Mermaidhooked December 19, 2016
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innings limit

Someone who is not a team player. They only care about their own individual success and financial gain, not the goals of the team. Someone who is incapable of making their own decisions and is easily influenced by their self serving agent.

Etymology of the word comes from the innings limit king Matt Harvey of the New York Mets.
You don't want to do any of the hard work. You just want to reap the rewards when the team succeeds. You are such an innings limit.
by DefinerofMLBterms December 11, 2015
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limited effort

Giving as little effort as possible.
This year I'm going as a sociopath to the Halloween party. It takes limited effort to achieve this.
by dogmaeathwork December 29, 2015
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Olive Limit

The amount of olives a person is allowed to consume within a 4 hour period of time. This is widely known as 11 olives. However, New Zealand's olive limit is 14.
Boy: "Whoa, slow down, man. We just got to this party and you're already almost at your olive limit."
by HueHueHue PogChamp January 20, 2016
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Faux Limit Soldier

This special kind of artistic ability stems from the all to familiar "Press Play DJ" style of DJing. With the advancement of technology and specifically with the invention of CDJ's, the fine art of staying in the groove for less than 1 Minute (Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching, etc) is easily possible with some pre-production skills and your favorite DAW. Now you too can become a Faux Limit Soldier. You don't like that intro? cut it out! You think the ending should be in

the front? PUT IT IN THE FRONT! You want to blend Sandstorm into the biggest Dubstep drop on the planet? PRE-PRO Bro! If you can cut a pizza, you can cut up the emotional integrity of any song you choose. What are you waiting for? Go ruin someones hard work today!
Jim: Hey man this EDM music is bangin bro!
Bob: Its just EDM bro.
Jim: Yeah EDM music dude, I know.
Bob: Nevermind, what amazing tale do you have for me now Jim?
Jim: I know you say all these guys are Faux DJ's, but seriously I just heard DJ Kumquat lay down 35 tracks in an hour!
Bob: F*** him, no he didn't!
Jim: Dude I swear on my life bro. Dude then like half way through his set some other DJ's came out and they hugged and danced and they all talked on the mic for bit. It was beautiful man!
Bob: This all happened in a matter of 1 hour?
Jim: Yeah it was a 1 hour set.
Bob: Ok Jim are you sitting down?
Jim: I am now, whats up? Faux DJ's again? I knew it!
Bob: Faux DJ's again Jim. What your hearing may sound good to the uninformed , but actually these Faux DJ's take as many tracks as they can and cut them down to 2 minute sections, buildup drop, buildup drop. Its like playing Breaks, but Faux DJ's have taken the human error out of the mix. Some Faux DJ's even pre-produce the transitions so it sounds like amazing things are happening. But in reality they are just limiting themselves, by removing the dynamics of what a DJ does. In the Rap game there used to be guys with No Limits. today in DJing we have the Faux Limit Soldier guys who set limits right out the gate, because having real skills is tough, and making extra sure no one hears the human error is very important into fooling an unknowing crowd.
by DJ Max Portland August 11, 2017
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Poo-Limit

When driving you go an extra 20mph over the speed limit because you really have to poop
I was turtle-heading so I had to go the poo-limit.
by Satch Jenkins August 5, 2018
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