lie-dea

When you come up with a great idea for a story that is a lie.

He asked me if I was busy and I knew I wasn't, but I came up with a great

lie-dea to convince him that I was.

by J_Seg January 7, 2017

backup lie

1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;

an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;

2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.

Guy: You're so special, I like you so much!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!

by DYA September 18, 2012

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

White lie

People from England who make up their past. Because Americans are gullible they make up lies to disguise their plans to bring the Crown to USA

I’m from England, while USA FIGHT over seas, we are gonna populate but use white lies to manipulate people.

by Brian schwisow March 3, 2022

piece of lie

a repugnant lie (untruth). Appropriated from Indian English.

i dont believe this is true at all. a total piece of lie.

by Ellen Fisher July 20, 2008