Person 1: Yo dude lets go to In N Out for your 16th birthday
Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)
Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?
Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.
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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?
Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.
Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)
Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?
Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.
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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?
Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.
by imagirlatRLS July 24, 2019
Get the lettuce gangmug. by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021
Get the lettuce jugglingmug. The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.
by Yumyumman March 31, 2020
Get the Cold lettucemug. by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020
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Get the white lettucemug. by Miz_pineda May 16, 2015
Get the Sharpie Lettucemug.