Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
Get the Legalmug. by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022
Get the We will set up the legal practicemug. - "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020
Get the Legal Pedophilemug. When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.
Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?
I simply Dirt Legalized it!
I simply Dirt Legalized it!
by James54956 February 8, 2021
Get the Dirt Legalizemug. To be cool, on top of your shit, organized, good to go, clean and clear, above the bs, un-touchable, having no need to be questioned.
by JbiesTheIII April 4, 2019
Get the Legalmug. n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
by impartisan September 12, 2012
Get the legal hypochondriacmug. When a couple gets together with a significant age gap, especially a middle aged or older man and an 18 to early 20s woman. Named for the joke Leonardo DiCaprio's early 20s girlfriend
Dude, I hooked up with an 18 year old chick last night. It was awesome!
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio
by Dehydratedninja October 29, 2024
Get the Legal DiCapriomug.