liuser

another name for a person named samantha liu; slang for LOSER

Her name is Samantha Liu, therefore she is a LIUSER!

by your mother <3 December 12, 2008

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008

laser printer

An efficient type of printer that uses a black powder that is fused onto the paper. When putting in a new toner cartridge be carefull not to breath in the powder.One toner cartidge can print up to 10,000 sheats. The most common one only print in black. Color laser printers are very expensive

This laser printer is great.

by Simulationcity September 12, 2005

Windows lusers

Derogatory term used to address users of the Windows operating system

"this troll must be a windoze luser"
"dell is for windows lusers"

by Cantus November 4, 2002

lusers

Linux Users. More specifically, those morons that get off on coming after Windows users because they like using an operating system that is more complete and easier to use.

Duh! Windoze iz s0o l@me n' wind0z3 us3rz r such dumba$$es! What? Automatic installation of drivers for most hardware so you can use it quickly without having to dig around the internet for Linux versions so that you can use a simple device like a USB key? Why would I want that?! And why the fuck would I want virtually all commercial software to be compatable with my OS?

by Fuck you, L-users May 13, 2005

laser breath

when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.

Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.

by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010

Laser Herpes

A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.

It is very painful, and irritating.

That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.

by LuqMawn September 25, 2010