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dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012
mugGet the dumb lasermug.

Lasers Genitals

by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017
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Laser

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.
Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."
by TheLar0 May 12, 2013
mugGet the Lasermug.

Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.
Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”
by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024
mugGet the Laser tagmug.

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.
by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022
mugGet the German laser levelmug.

Laser

A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.
What is a laser?

Oh, its a light that creates an intense beam!
by Debx January 17, 2020
mugGet the Lasermug.

Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.
Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌
by Devil Dude November 21, 2018
mugGet the Laser Shot Reviewmug.

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