Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
by Savage creep November 24, 2022
Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 11, 2011
Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.
We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.
by Drock221 September 25, 2014
Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
by not a G.U.N. soldier November 03, 2023
. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson
.their dad often beat them with a belt
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson
.their dad often beat them with a belt
by cool guy523 April 06, 2018
by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018