Lard

Best example: in the tags down below

Sofia is such a lard

by bobcat bob November 5, 2021

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B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

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Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

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Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

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Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by anonymous September 14, 2021

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A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”

Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard

by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

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