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Pull a Kurt Cobain 

I think I'm about to Pull a Kurt Cobain after hearing that.
Pull a Kurt Cobain by Baking Bacon November 20, 2018

Calling Kurt Cobain 

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?
"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

The Kurt Cobain 

When a man pulls out right before climaxing and aims his penis at his own face and ejaculates.
Billy: "Donnie, why do you have jizz all over your face?"

Donnie: "Don't worry Billy, it's mine - I was just pounding my wife and decided to spice things up a bit and did The Kurt Cobain"
The Kurt Cobain by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009

bouta kurt cobain 

When you are about to shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun
Dude I'm seriously bouta Kurt Cobain i have so much homework due

The Kurt Cobain 

it's the opposite to the rusty trambone. the rusty trambone is where a girl licks a guys ass while jerking him off thus making the actions of a trambone. the kurt cobain is where u lick a girls asshole and finger her as if your shooting yourself in the head. you get bonus points if the girl is on her rag. my cousin matt g. created the kurt cobain...but i james R was the first to do it and yes i got the bonus points!
i was with a girl last and i used the kurt cobain on her!

A Kurt Cobain 

A Kurt Cobain is the act of ejaculating in one's own face/mouth while masturbating.

This act can be by accident or on-purpose, it doesn't matter.

Also see:
A Courtney Love
Oh shit man, last night I shot myself with a Kurt Cobain.
A Kurt Cobain by MC Jizz April 19, 2010