Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.

I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.

by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017

punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018

The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020

Koala

The deadliest animal in australia

That koala ate my kid

by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

Koala Casserole

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

by john stromboli January 3, 2021