A pickle and peanut butter sandwich loving cutie patootie who, like her Pitch Perfect character Jessica Smith, needs to be protected at all costs. Has an alluring singing voice that brings tears to the eyes of any listener. She is a girl who leaves a trail of stardust and only radiates the most positive of energy wherever she goes.
Person 1: Dude, are you crying at Kelley Jakle's song?
Person 2: No. There's just something in my eye. Like a twig. Or a large branch.
Person 2: No. There's just something in my eye. Like a twig. Or a large branch.
by ShelleyBeans July 5, 2018
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A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.
Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.
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Get the kellason mug.a little figgy iggy who often finds games 4 buddies. it takes a lobg time to earn their trust but when you do their one of the best friends someone can have.
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A reporter who tried to keep things pg when the crowd in the 2021 sparks 300 said f joe Biden and created the lgb chants and rednecks want her fired for not dropping the f-bomb on live tv
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