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Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
mugGet the Keg-Standmug.

Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.
Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?
by Falling Elements January 23, 2018
mugGet the Columbian Powder Kegmug.

Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.
"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."
by DareelJesus May 15, 2021
mugGet the Kegmug.

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.
Shut up nerd
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance
by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019
mugGet the Seg in a Kegmug.

Kegs

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.
DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!
by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009
mugGet the Kegsmug.

Kegs

Word used by 'commoners' to describe pants/trousers
'Alan what you making all racket for?'
'I'm trying to find some kegs to wear'
by TheDcommander September 15, 2015
mugGet the Kegsmug.

On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.
“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”
by rabiescat November 25, 2023
mugGet the On a powder kegmug.

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