va-jim

The definition of a va-jim is an olive green suspended leotard with a tuxedo like front and an extra tight genitalia region, cup if you will, which craddles the penis to make it look larger. Va-jim's are normally worn by greasey-ass males who used to be called "Scrub" in high school.

What, you don't like my va-jim?

by Miss. Kafrine September 24, 2005

Jim Schutze

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.

“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”

by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

jim apple

Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)

"Bonjour! Jim apple Jordan"

by jomo97 February 2, 2017

Frosted Jim

When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.

“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”

by Hol@ September 29, 2021

JIM LOGIC

Something you can not argue with

Thats Jim Logic right there

by JimLogic March 31, 2021

jailhouse jim

A person who likes to have anal sex with girls.

-DUDE, did he fuck her?
--No bro he jailhouse jimmed her.

by jimmycrackcornnnnn May 15, 2010

Jim Tam

A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.

Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.

"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."

by JimmyTrollpop August 30, 2016