Jesus

A handsome, hard-working guy. He has amazing eyes that just with one wink any woman can fall head over heels. His smile may be the best thing in this world. His smile delightfully captivates and mesmerizes. He has a lot of sex appeal and he is modest about it although everyone around him can sense it. He is mysterious leaving people wanting more. Great lover. Great kisser. Not many now him deeply. He is friendly although considers only a few to be real friends. Spend a day with a Jesus and you'll want to spend the rest of your life with him.

Girl: "There is something about him that sends electricity through my veins. I want him."
Friend: "What is his name?"
Girl: "Jesus"

by catcha February 3, 2010

Jesus

The world's first street magician.

-OMG dude did you see that jesus guy?

-Yeah man he does some crazy shit

by omfgsoab March 5, 2011

Jesus

sum dude who gets blamed for everything

eg "JESUS, HES GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!" or JESUS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY MUM!!!

by piepie123 June 16, 2010

Jesus

A man who, like Selena, was a good and talented person who unfortunately has a crappy fan club.

"Jesus is just all right with me."-Doobie Brothers

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

to Jesus

Lead to the Messiah.
Telling about Jesus

The disciples pointed the town to Jesus.

by LIBERTY1 December 11, 2019

Jesus

a guy who is just alright with me.

Me: jesus is just alright.

other person: oh yeahhhhhhhh.

me: jesus, hes my friend.

by Mississippi moon September 23, 2009

Jesus

man (yes, it's amazing that God was a man) who made us, right, and somehow (don't ask me how) made us individuals who can choose what we do, even though He knew it would cost Him - and then figured that since we'd blown it by not listening to Him, and since He knows how empty we are and couldn't imagine eternity without us, died the most painful death so we could be innocent like Him, instead of living lives that suck and ending up in hell (worse than hell on earth). This guy now helps us out if we let Him, and He's the answer to ALL the problems on the earth - you'd think we could give Him a little credit! (ie. admit He's real - but the last big bang my microwave had didn't create a mini universe, so I can deal with that - and let Him give us the answer, start living for something ...)

Jesus is ultra-awesome, and He gives life a purpose!!! And believe it or not, He deserves to have us follow Him (have any of your friends created you & died for you lately, when you hated them, and come back to life ...?).

by Tia July 3, 2006