Anal Jazzing

Anal Jazzing is where you proceed to anally fist someone, then you do Jazz Hands.

She was really into some freaky shit, so I tried Anal Jazzing her for a good time. Who doesn't like Jazz hands, am I right?

by Goaste Fan July 12, 2009

smooth jazz

A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.

She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

jazz band

Meaning 'excellent' or 'great'.

"We get in for only a tenner?.. Jazz band!"

by Josh Bertram Martin October 28, 2007

jazz poop

A poop that is complex in nature and irregular in both timing and sound. A jazz poop will never have the same composition or come out exactly the same way twice.

Last night I had all you can eat hot wings, this morning was nothing but jazz poops.

by Neal B and Chris S June 25, 2010

jazz fisting

Describes the combination of performing a rusty trombone and fisting, recognising the improvisational skill need to transition between the two acts.

Brian may have been the older of the pair but he surprised Mark with his mercurial flair when jazz fisting him.

by ciotog eile November 8, 2015

Techno Jazz

The fusion of techno and jazz, often producing an 8-bit jazz chord sound. The use of techno effects and jazz melodies often results in techno jazz. Sometimes, dubstep elements are incorporated.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear Sigh by Rin?"

Person 2: "I was loving the techno jazz!"

by Soukune Kana February 27, 2012