Being Japanese

When someone is being Japanese means they are fun person to be around whether in office, class or party who act like everything's going well and they're enjoying life to the fullest however in reality they're suffering from anxiety, depression or without a dream.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about, Sally?

Friend 2: Yean, really sad how it turned out. Who would have thought she was just being Japanese.

by Adven Quest August 27, 2021

japanese airstrike

the moment that you finally get to let go of your bowel movements that you have been holding in ever so dearly all day long and the moment between you pulling down your pants and ass cheeks meeting the seat, the feces drops to the water, like an f-50 dropping a missile as it flies by.

when i got to my house, i Japanese airstrikes my toilet mid-air.

by boy-yence-see January 25, 2018

japanese weaboo

A non American that is obsessed with American culture, such as watching cartoons or eating their food.

Hey did you hear about that Japanese weaboo Kyle?

by Trashboi101 October 17, 2017

Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?

Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie

by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023

japanese spitz

A walking cloud. A dog that looks like white candy floss on legs.
Barks at everything but would welcome an intruder into your home.

Look at that dog he is so fluffy, I bet hes hard yo keep clean. What breed is he? A japanese Spitz.

by Kdp17 September 30, 2019

japanese slipper

The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.

Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper

by Keoff Gawick February 4, 2015

Japanese Sportscar

A convertible Nissan Micra

Look there goes pervy Andy in his Japanese Sportscar.

by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022