can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

You got me fucked up

A person in love who don’t know how to deal with it. You become so emotional that it feels fearful, so much that you become fucked up

Him: what wrong, why you’re always so emotional
Her: as she sobs, you got me fucked up

by str8swiping December 22, 2022

Why did you leave me debra

someone doing a intercom prank on a train

Why did you leave me debra: WHY DID YA LEAVE ME DEBRA I TRIED MA HARDEST WITH YA I JUST, I JUST COULDN'T STOP DRINKING , I KNOW YOUR ON THIS TRAIN!!!!!

by FuzzyKatSudioz July 10, 2017

pinch poke you owe me a coke

Saying something the exact same time someone else says it.

Me and friend talking and at the same time we say we are hungry. Pinch Poke you owe me a coke

by Shazzy1989 March 4, 2023

You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.

1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!

2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

Can you see me now?

To wiggle one's fingers behind an individual's head who's eyes protrude farther than normal, assuming excellent peripheral vision. The words, "Can you see me now?" Should be spoken while performing this act.

*wiggle fingers behind and to the side of victim* "Hey Josh, can you see me now?"

by Random Guy July 23, 2004