When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ
Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. israel is a handsome boy, smart he would do anything for a person to smile he makes everyone laugh but in the inside he is depressed tired of life suicidal and he cares about people he just doesn't cares about himself.
israel is a amazing friend
by noquemacuhh. November 20, 2023
Get the israelmug. The best example of decolonialism in the world when a people in diaspora for thousands of years return home, fix the land, and protect it from POS terrorists while simultaneously having the most ethical military and defending against antisemitism around the globe.
by Helsheurmdlwheheklwhx January 1, 2024
Get the Israelmug. New word: "Israeled" (verb) expulsion of a rightful owner by a trespasser. // The act of inviting oneself and friends to share a place with a stranger in a public place, only to subsequently request the stranger to vacate the place to accommodate a larger group's meeting or social gathering.
A: Someone asked to share your table at a coffee shop and then asked you to leave the table because they have a meeting??? Damn you got Israeled! // Looks like you have been Israeled!
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
by Someone else number 3 October 22, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. When a country is the only democratic country in the Middle East that allows Christian’s, Muslims, and Jews to pray and live peacefully. Often even using their own resources to treat and help terrorists that indiscriminately attack and kidnap civilians. They send leaflets before attacking terrorists to protect their own people. It is the only nation standing in the war of another genocide that Hamas and other racist groups want.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
They saved those peoples lives that are horrible people, they had compassion and they Israeled. To go above and beyond
by Aussie88 January 10, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Someone with this name will be one of the smartest most kind and funny people you’ll met. If you don’t wanna be somewhere he’ll light up the room.If i’m having a bad day just hearing his voice helps. He’s not one that will open up to just anyone. But it don’t show he will show up with a smile and leave with everyone smiling!
Blank: “I really don’t wanna be here today”
*israel js yapping to he’s friends*
then by the end of the day we leave smiling
*israel js yapping to he’s friends*
then by the end of the day we leave smiling
by ells65$$$$ April 26, 2025
Get the israelmug. A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”
Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
Get the Israel has the right to defend itselfmug.