Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Pet Bull

A bull is an intact (i.e., not castrated) adult male of the species Bos taurus (cattle).
A pet is an animal kept primarily for a person's company, protection, or entertainment.
A pet bull is an adult male cow that is treated like a traditional pet (i.e., dogs)

I think Mary's pet bull is too dangerous to be around the kids.

by DRARC September 24, 2018

Teacher's pet

A person who is a goody two shoes and suck up to their teacher.

"Oh Miss, you have so much marking to do!" - Liyana S (Teacher's pet) said in a monotone voice

by gossip girlies February 15, 2022

Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019

Pet Germ

A person or companion who behaves in a questionable matter and enjoys eating rocks :)

Nathaniel is my pet germ :)

by I've been spotted hehe October 9, 2020

street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017