SIJ Illinois school

School thats $12,000 a year filled with rich kids who have more money than obama. every one owns a benz, beemer, or lexus, or ur out. girls wear their burberry coats and never have enuf juicy. pretty sweet lives. 1st class life.

That chick in the juicy couture must go to SIJ Illinois School

by awesome2904 March 2, 2010

Hinckley Illinois

This is a small agricultural town based on corn and small community events, the staff at each school are sexist prices of sh!t and are out to make the students fail, Mrs.McCauley is the main cause of issues as of recently, framing students

Hinckley illinois is a huge hick town full of druggies and we are proud to be who we are

by Bigdon69 October 3, 2019

illiterature

Any literature that is bad.

illiteraturist is a person who has bad taste in literature; or is suffering from liking bad literature

illiteraturism is liking bad literature

The book he was reading was a work of illiterature.

by fingerdazzlersr-us July 15, 2009

Sparta, Illinois

Small town in Southern Illinois. On the news once for a plane crash-landing in the Dollar General parking lot. Crappy football team that hasn't won a game since the '90s. Only good thing to come out of Sparta, IL is the World Shooting and Recreation Complex, where all the local hillbilles go to shoot at stuff legally.

"Hey bro, are we goin up to Sparta, Illinois?"
"Hell no, dude! Are you crazy?!"

by thisissparta123 February 9, 2010

Plano, Illinois

Plano Illinois better known to its residents as little mexico, as the border hoppers cross into the U.S. they found texas was already full with a big sign saying Illinois has a town named Plano too! Move there. There is a futball (soccer) park without a name I dont believe its actually a park either just a big sqaure of grass where all the little mexicans congrete to play their games.

Plano is located near Sandwhich Illinois, at the time of this writing i am still attempting to locate a town named bologna so we can offically have a Plano-Blogna-Sandwhich tri town area

Do you know how to get to Plano, Illinois?

sure dude keep driving until you see a bunch of mexicans then your there.

by Moved to wrong town from FL July 13, 2010

Quincy, Illinois

The place where dreams come to die.
A cultural wasteland with no redeeming qualities.
The 'city' is pretty much ruled by crotchety old people who are easily annoyed. People are devoid of any form of entertainment besides movies, church, and eating themselves to death at the many resturaunts and bars, (They out number ALL other businesses). We have a college that requires religious courses to attend and a community college that just plain sucks....

The WEATHER makes front page news, for christ sake!

Nothing ever happens here.
Except birth, meth, teenage pregnancy, and death.
There are more dead people here than living.
Total living: 40, 100 Buried: 42,000 IN ONE cemetery!
We have at LEAST five.

Agree with definition #1. Worst place to live. Best place to die.

I REALLY hate myself;so I'll commit suicide. Drugs are too pricey, guns are too quick, and slitting my wrists too messy. I know! I'll just move to Quincy, Illinois!

by BHNight_Cook February 10, 2012

benton, illinois

A small town in southern Illinois. Everyone from this town either joins the military or stays in the town as a miner. Most people that stay in this town become low lives and spend all money on alcohol or drugs. There are very few people in this town that are worth a shit. The greatest hobbies of everyone from this town are to drink and do drugs. Everyone in this town is also racist. No persons of african descent are able to reside in this town. Meth and Marijuana are highly used in this town.

I smoked weed in Benton, Illinois and was also invited to a party where there would be meth and beer.

by drgnflm666 June 19, 2008