hipsterbilly

A "hipsterbilly" is a sub-category of a traditional "hipster". A hipsterbilly adopts styles from the American "hillbilly" style. They can commonly be seen wearing hillbilly inspired styles such as flannel, overalls, hiking boots, etc. They are also likely to grow unruly beards, as to appear more rugged or outdoorsy. Although they appear to have a hillbilly "look", they have never grown up in the boondocks or possess any outdoors-man skills, such as starting a fire, chopping wood, hunting, farming, fishing, etc. Some famous hipsterbillies include members of the band Mumford and Sons and Fleet Foxes; just to name a few.

Look at that guy with the overgrown beard and ironic flannel! Looks like he couldn't start a fire with a blow torch; he must be a hipsterbilly!

by Miss Nina April 16, 2013

Grief Hipster

A grief hipster is someone who, upon the death of a celebrity/well known public figure, will profess "Well, I don't give a shit they died. And you know what? This obscure other person died and nobody but me cared!" to show that not only are you being a sheep for being upset a public figure died but that they found someone more obscure to mourn than you.

Grief Hipster: "You're upset Witney Houston died? Well did you know about {insert totally obscure soldier who died in the Iraq War's name}? He died the same day and you don't see millions of people upset about it! I'm better at grieving than you are because I knew he died and you didn't!"

by Grief Hipster April 14, 2012

Edgy hipster

Known as a mega faggot and a big douchebag. Thinks to be as a big jocky but in real life, just a sad man child who prey on kids. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Mostly lives in their parents basement and praises to stupid ass memes. So, technically has no life and is just seeking for dildos they can just use.

OMG he is such an edgy hipster like keemstar!

by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016

Trust Fund Hippy

Living a decadent life filled with exotic drugs, music festivals and Daddy's credit card, the trust fund hippy leads quite a lavish existence. A delusional breed of trust fund babies inspired by ideals of free-love, artistic expression and environmental conservatism, these particularly abhorrent hypocrites usually amount to nothing more than lazy acid-loving potheads who refuse to to recognize their place in society as cash-cows for largely unoriginal music acts fueled by new age technology, massively oversized speakers and lightshows so over-the-top and spectacular that the true hippies of the '60's and '70's probably would have enlisted in 'Nam just to see them set to Pink Floyd. Tell a trust fund hippy that a life of live music and drugs inherently requires a significant financial backing simply not available to 99% of people in the world and you'll be met with outright anger and denial. They will tell you their lifestyle is about mind-opening experiences and spreading peace and love as they take a drag of Cali's finest weed on the way to Coachella where they'll make about 5 videos commemorating the weekend on their latest version of the iPhone.

Trust fund hippy 1: Dude, I ate 5 grams of shrooms last night and realized something.
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you

by alcoholism is hilarious April 27, 2014

hipstard

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation

holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?

by thupercereal September 9, 2010

Metrosexual Hipster

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"

by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012

scenster or hipster

a person who exclusively identifies themself with a group of hip urbanites by doning the requisute dress, attitude and lifestyle. a person who attempts to rebel against society as a whole, and assert their individuality but only succeeds in becoming a unoriginal drone of the smaller sub-sulture and thus becoming regimented by the sub-culture's mores.

Kids everywhere who wear the "revitalized" and back-in-style trucker hat. Or the messing mod haircuts we all love to hate.

by Shaun Flagg September 29, 2003