Hector Mayor

Can melt any girls heart. Favorite word: Boi. Most likely mains D.va in Overwatch and Likes to constantly sleep on a certain person lap. He also can't be nerfed. Loves to turn the tables around for others.
Hector Mayor stole Melanie's heart in front of someone.
by XNuke February 8, 2017
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Hector

A Hectoris an alien that disguises themselves as a person
Ex:

Me: What's your name
The Hector: I'm a Hector
Me: what's that?
The Hector: GLEEK NOK EEK NAK
by Sksksksk Anna oop September 26, 2019
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Hector

A sexy 6'2 giant who will absolutely demolish you in every sport. He has a dump truck that you can't help but stare at. He's funny and likes to mess around with his friends, especially in the locker rooms...
"Omg it's big Daddy Hector 😫😫"
by Bertie777 November 24, 2021
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Hector

man's got 5 bitches in the span of 2 years, fuck it i got 0, dylan got -1
W RIZZ
bro Hector, your so good with rizz
by auzwuh December 14, 2022
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Hector

Hector is the most loyal and realest nigga out the west bitches call him short so he is suicidal oh and that nigga funny too ngl
Hector is funny asf no bap
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hector

hector is a very kind young man that likes poop and pooping.
person 1: "did you know hector likes poop"
person 2 "that's so cool i gotta poop on him next time i see him"
by mixsj January 9, 2022
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Hector

He's a narcissist that never actually learns from his mistakes, barely has any real friends because he sucks that bad and is fake af. He's overall really bitchy and pathetic, constantly seeking external validation. Hector also likes to talk about how feminist, mature and progressive he is. But really, he just mindlessly retweets basic takes on Twitter to keep up with appearances and pat himself on the back, and then acts like a misogynist piece of shit. To him, every girl that is not either quiet or extremely nice to him is a "bitch” and “exaggerated”. Also, he loves being friends with fascists and people that generally suck, then talking shit about them behind their back, and then continue to act as though he loves them. He sucks as a person and everyone who has the misfortune to meet him should run far, far away.
He is whiny and pathetic from top to bottom, unfunny and has a recycled personality.
Did you hear what Hector said? He's so fucking dumb, it's straight up impossible to stand being in the same room as him.

X : Hector why did you just yell at that girl?
Hector: Well, she's a bitch that doesn't do everything I want her to.
God, Hector is so annoying he just repeats things people found funny five months ago over and over, he doesn't even have his own sense of humor, also his music taste is pure shit! No wonder he hangs with people who make racist jokes.
by u_fuckingsuck March 23, 2023
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