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Hector

the hector is the vernacular for a train ticket collector - the hector - referred to in the football violence film the firm the remake i 2009. it's history goes back to the 70s
aside of hiding in the toilet or moving carriage to carriage if there is enough of you then just say when asked for a ticket that your mate has one.

Other methods include offering useless items, your socks, a cig lighter, 10p in change etc
it was funny on the train from manchester picadilly to london euston. Most of us didnt have tickets for the train but the hector still made his presence known.

what a loser the hector is.
by TheSatisfiedCustomer August 27, 2020
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Aunt Hector

Micheals Aunt
Micheal: I am a famous biologist my Aunt Hector discovered salmon (the fesh) my family made many dicorvery.
by poopydiaper911 November 9, 2021
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Hector Martini

A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?

Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.

Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010
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Hector

Hector Is one of the nicest person you will meet he’s also very emo but besides that he’s a very kind and loyal person he can be very sensitive at times but it doesn’t take much time to cheer him up he will always be there for you when ever u need him and is always making people happy, he’s also very good at roblox especially anime games, he’s also a very good soccer player, he can be mean sometimes to his friends but that’s his way of showing his love towards u. Proud to say I’m hectors friend<3
Amazing person istg, like the best best person

Hector is one of a kind
by Unknown82692901 July 25, 2022
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Hector

disabled motherfucker that shits and hits his bell
by Drake_is_gay March 27, 2024
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Hector

The most hilarious man you will ever meet. If you have a Hector in your life, hold him close. He is unique; like his name, and is a timid, shy, and sensitive guy. He would rather stay home and read a book by the fire than clubbing. Yes, he is a little scruffy, but he is one of a kind.
I regret dumping Hector for Brad. Yes, Brad is hot, but Hector is very kind.
by sophie420 October 30, 2022
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