(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
by 3TF March 28, 2016
Has the charm it takes to steal the heart of just about any girl who he talks to, has the ability to control her with his words and shows no emotions. Will cheat, lie say anything to get and keep her attention, he never cares what the outcome of his action as long as he is getting what he wants.
by Socialbutterfly23 May 17, 2023
They couple that are meant to be, they can make all other couples jealous if they wanted. Sure, they can fight a lot, but they'll always come back to each other. They love each other with all their hearts and if they meet early in life then they'll want a future with each other.
Kat: I love you, with everything I have.
Heath: I love you too, I can't wait to marry you
Random Person: Awe, Kat and Heath are so cute together
Heath: I love you too, I can't wait to marry you
Random Person: Awe, Kat and Heath are so cute together
by DangThisIsAReallyLongName November 24, 2017
has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge
by ill_al March 03, 2018
Why is he so sweet to you? Because "you haven't given him a reason not to be." He's shy, but bold and passionate. He says what he thinks no matter how people will take it. He is strong, both in will and in power and he doesn't hesitate to help you out. He doesn't see in himself what we see everyday, and yet he makes you feel like a princess no matter the price. He deserves so much more than I can give him, but I hope I get much more time with him to give what I can :)
by Starfish_034 September 23, 2020
don’t come to this school or you’ll get shagged for your pubes by Burke cuz he’s are ginger shit gsces Asians run it
by Chow Bow October 09, 2021
As classy as it gets when it comes to puffing clouds and banging thick girls. No shame in using his buddies blanket to clean up the mess!
by Charismatic monkey January 31, 2018