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Hansing is a pet name form of the german christian name Hans. The first person who used Hansing as a surname was Hans von Vieregge, who didn't like his name because it sounds funny in his new environment. He left his home in Mecklenburg for Steinhude. His Mother called him "Hansing" as he was a child. This is the version told in my family.
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
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Hanson Hat Trick

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.
Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010
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Hanson

The most amazing man in the universe. He's able to get any girl in an instant. (Not that he would) He is an extremely intelligent human being who can do quick maths. He is also a legend at basketball and has decent handles. Hanson is also a master salesman and can sale pretty much everything.
Oh lawd, it's Hanson!!!
by 2Literz4Lief December 7, 2018
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The Hanson

Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.
"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."
by Ragzilla April 28, 2010
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[hasenstab]

To be out of another person's league; mentally and physically better than another
That foxy lady might be a little too hasenstab for me...after all, I'm only a rocket scientist, and she seems like she deserves better.
by Maximus Snacksimus March 1, 2009
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Hassenpfeffer

It is a term used to announce a "win" in the game of Bananagrams.
"Hassenpfeffer!" yelled Cierra to announce she won the game of Bananagrams.
by The Hassenpfeffer Mafia March 15, 2011
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Hansel and Gretal

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1: When a girl feeds her man fruit all day so his cum tastes better. (verb)
"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"
by huibgsduifv August 28, 2016
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