The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

hamster day

A day where you just keep going round and round like a hamster on a wheel. Similar to a salmon day, only you do get things done, you just have to keep doing them over and over again

1: Where have you been?
2: I'm having a hamster day. I have to keep going to get new deliveries.

by Shoggoff January 17, 2004

hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.

While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"

by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008

cheesy hamster

A man ejaculates on a woman's chest. The cum ferments in the crevasse between the woman's breasts through a process similar to the fermentation of cheese. During the fermentation, the woman nibbles on the man's penis, the way a hamster nibbles on a carrot. Once the semen has successfully fermented, the "cheese" is used to make a creamy cheese dip. The couple then enjoys a romantic evening eating veggies dipped in their home-made sex cheese.

Wow Steve your warm cum really warms my chest as I sharpen my teeth on your wiener tip. This cheesy hamster sure is great! Soon enough we'll be relaxing and enjoying the reward from our hard (yet sexy) work.

by El Doble January 27, 2009

hamster

a younger woman who preys on older men; the opposite of a cougar.

Your sister is a hamster because she's sleeping with a guy 20 years her elder.

by PghFun1 April 15, 2009

hamster candy

Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.

Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."

by Air Peezy July 28, 2011

Hamster

Home And Masturbating Showering Toking Eating Resting

Might not meet, Im going hamster.

by Sissywashere February 21, 2015