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half-ass job

To do something half way, not to the best of your ability or what was required of the job. Usually done in a rush.
The slacker did a half-ass job putting up the fence
by Randii November 20, 2007
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half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0
by Luongos'2ndcoming May 26, 2011
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halfbacker

A person who originated from the Northeastern region of the United States (where it is commonly very cold and overcrowded), moved to Florida (where it is commonly very hot and overcrowded) and subsequently moved half-way back to the Northeast in hopes this unexploited region would provide cheap lobor and moderate weather. It seems their final choice in residence depends heavily on the route they took during their original migration to Florida, as the majority of halfbackers reside within a short drive of I-75, I-24 and I-81. Halfbackers often exhibit distinguishing traits such as the formation of densely populated communities, cultivation of foliage indiginous only to Southern Florida and an ironic nostalgic view of life in both Florida and the Northeast.
It's best not to argue with a halfbacker as they have seen much in their exstensive travels and are likely to be far wiser than you.
by crzy4flight June 13, 2010
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Half-A-Ween

Halloween is an annual holiday/party day that takes place in October 31st. Half-A-Ween/Half-O-Ween is defined as the day that is between, in the middle, of the previous and upcoming Halloween day. The actual day is May 1st. However, since it is not an official holiday, people celebrate it by dressing up just like Halloween roughly in May or June hence the name Half-A-Ween/Half-O-Ween.

However, its just an excuse for people to celebrate and dress up. It really has nothing to do with Paganism, Christianity or any cultural references. Its a holiday created by young adults that was born in the 80s and needed something to reminiscence their childhood.
Lets Half-O-Ween it!

Lets have a Half-A-Ween party!

Our Half-O-Ween was awesome, I totally forgot what happened!

After our half-a-ween party last night I found a random chick in my bed, do you know who she is?
by tyfung June 8, 2011
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third half

In rugby: Post-match socialization with the opposing team, often involving traditional songs, drinking and food.
After the game we're going to the Men's house for the third half.
by Elle September 20, 2003
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Bear-and-a-Half

The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.

If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.
Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!
by Ice Boundary June 15, 2011
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Half a Fag

A term coming from Italian that refers to a man that is not even good enough to be a full fledged faggot. Italians will also say it in Italian as mezzo finoc(chio).
That half a fag doesn't even have balls to ask that broad out.
by sleazzy E January 24, 2008
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