by Doctor Internet December 13, 2004

When having sex in the missionary position, the guy crumbles a pack of crackers into his unsuspecting girlfriend's mouth while she's moaning causing her pussy to tighten when she coughs and chokes from the crumbs. If it leads to vomiting, you've successfully achieved the Cracker Blaster.
I was fucking this girl last night that was so loose I had to use the Cracker Hacker just to feel anything.
by Two Tone May 20, 2008

by hacker bob April 1, 2005

Someone who is a complete noob at anything and everything that has to do with a computer. Popularized by the infamous hacker J-dan.
by BatchFile March 16, 2010

hey jeff look at that flagrant thats screwin' up tha library computers with his gay virus that doesn't do anything.
by blah blah blah2313 May 31, 2005

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2009
