gandalf the black

That old crackhead who roams the hood freely with nothing but a pair of baggy Levi’s and a slight swagger in his step.

You can find him spewing mystical gibberish to himself in the local park. If you can decipher his strange grunts and noises, then you know your quest has only just begun.

There’s a Gandalf the white, and Gandalf the grey.

But have you met Gandalf the black ?

by JackisOG July 17, 2021

Guantanamo Golden Shower

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss

Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!

by Acab1312ftp April 5, 2022

Gandalf Hitler

During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.

Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.

by TRUEHistoryOfMiddleEarth May 25, 2023

Ur grandad a fag

This is worse than your daddy lesbian, your mom gay, and your granny a tranny Every time you say this 10 African kids die

John: your granny tranny

Bob: I'll say it

John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag

*John and 10 African kids die*

by Racooneggs March 12, 2018

nicholas guardado

a faggot who likes peen in his ass

thats a nicholas guardado

by Elijah Rodriguez March 25, 2019

Creakys grandad

Tribe leader
Grandsons a noob but going to war in Afghanistan

Creakys grandad is a tribe leader in nigeria

by TimTheTiger April 24, 2021

8X-grandaunt

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandaunt.

My 8X-grandaunt is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021