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Grunts

Exceptionally tight sports underwear with no elastic to hold the soldiers into their barracks. 1980s sports attire
Them grunts have really shed light on big daves legendary love sack
by Alfred hounds July 3, 2021
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dopey grunt

rhyming slang for the word cunt.

in america, calling someone a cunt can net you in big trouble as the word is deeply offensive to americans, just not to the british, australians, new zealanders, scottish or the irish. so to circumvent this, calling an american a dopey grunt should help get you around this.
kelvin: remember mate, over in america, don't call any american a cunt. it can land you in massive trouble. remember to call them a dopey grunt. they'll be none the wiser.
george: yep. heard you loud and clear.
by maqs malone November 14, 2021
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Juice O' Drunk Grunt

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!
Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
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Grunt Co.

Grunt Co. Is a real company based in Afghanistan. Grunt Co. Specializes in making crsppy advertisements and their world famous "CBT OIL" a sexual oil applied on the scrotum. Grunt Co. Is ran by Yap Yap a Grunt. He gained his infamy when he was responsible for a Massacre in Serbia AFTER the Yugoslavia wars.
"Hey did you hear about Grunt Co. child slavery issues?"
by Grunt Co. June 1, 2022
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Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole
Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”
by the great whan July 27, 2018
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FemBling Grunt

Fembling grunt is the female version of bling grunt. Bling grunt was created by a Twitter user I know their @ but not sure if they want it on here. And fembling grunt was created by a different twitter user I also know their @ but I'm uncertain if they want it on here.
Fembling grunt has a cool purple sweater
by I am at your mom's house lol November 8, 2021
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