activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket May 26, 2018

The school gluer

This person has "friends" that know nothing about them but still tends to get occasionally invited to things. Their nose is always in someone's business with only the right intentions and they'll fix a persons problem then get thrown out. (Always trying to find a place to fit in)

I'm the school gluer so I'm always in a different group

by The wiser man November 18, 2019

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025