crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

Snow Glove

When a penis is completely covered in semen it is called a snow glove

Dude last night I went over to joe’s and gave him a snow glove to keep warm

by Mr.5’12 January 21, 2020

Organic Cock Glove

A Vagina, snatch etc.

She is just a life support for her old organic cock glove.
pussy

by Right.Dave January 22, 2011

Wank Wool Glove

A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........

If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)

If your outside in the cold and the moment arises, use your Wank Wool Glove and bosh away.

by rallly ali January 26, 2011

A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.

"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."

by Roos26 October 29, 2012