Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!
Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.
Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.
by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

by Anonymous Pickle October 6, 2018

by anonymous January 15, 2023

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking
by jublisstar October 23, 2022

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.
I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.
Also known as the ocean yacht trot.
Also known as the ocean yacht trot.
by Skinner M September 4, 2021

When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.
by goochy goochy February 22, 2018

Example 1: you’re like a giraffe on a tight rope.
Example 2: you’re more nervous than a giraffe on a tight rope, what’s wrong?
Example 3: there’s a big test coming soon and I feel like a giraffe on a tight rope.
Example 2: you’re more nervous than a giraffe on a tight rope, what’s wrong?
Example 3: there’s a big test coming soon and I feel like a giraffe on a tight rope.
by Rosie python July 26, 2020
