fucking off

A phrase you use to say to someone that you're leaving. Commonly used in the South of London.

Jack: Alright mate, I'm fucking off now. I'll see you later.

by OBESE PERSON October 16, 2020

fucking fucker fuck

Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.

Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!

by Nitemarish September 2, 2009

fucking with cobras

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks

Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.

Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night

by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

fucking fell in the snow

Expression used to quickly explain a terrible night or situation when it truly sucked.

Dude how was your night.
Fucking fell in the snow

by anon2248 January 16, 2011