dummy fried

when you are so high, you're stupid.

"i smoked three bowls and i'm dummy fried"

by stonerrrrrrchic February 23, 2017

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fried feline

1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.

person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."
person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."

by annelise247 November 20, 2007

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The most best and loneliest thing ever. Very dead inside, wouldn't touch unless you want to die. If you are mean or disrespectful to this thing it will haunt you forever and cut into little pieces so it can scatter you in the Forrest.

"Whoa, don't go in there those are fwench fries!!!!"

by Llama20009 March 26, 2018

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fried mishmash

Any food that can be fried up for a quick meal.

I want some good ol' fried mishmash!

by Mr. Robotron June 7, 2017

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Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

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