A game only defined by virginity, loss of friends and family and absolute shit, it impossible for someone who plays fortnite to be a decent human
by Lanky Steg March 11, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A game 97% of the people in the world play. If you play Fortnite you will not be able to control yourself from playing Fortnite.
by Ark Bahamut October 16, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by DJ da Goat1234 June 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by Get yeeted and deleted November 1, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A type of disease that starts at the age of 7 years old. Normally causing the child to experience a bunch of symptoms such as: constant dancing, becoming more aggressive and vulgar and last but not least, losing money. If your child gets this disease, please make him play another game or at least bring your child outside! If those don't work, I don't know what works.
by RiceBoyAsian September 30, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug.