Fashionably Fucked

To arrive so late that everyone is pissed off by the time you get there.

Mum is fashionably fucked again.

by S. Muffin February 1, 2015

Fashion Wankers

The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.

The frow was full of fashion wankers.

by TheChicGeek October 1, 2019

fashion miyagi

an individual with the mastery in the art of being stylish and fashionable without much effort. subtlety confident about an individual's fashion sense and style.

Example #1

Dave: How's my new sweater look? I've been getting comments about it from everyone today.
Jane: ok...mr. fashion miyagi

Example: #2
Kelly: How does Sara do it. She's always on top of the fashion trends and is so well put together.
Kim: She's such a fashion miyagi

by bentley guggenheim March 3, 2014

Fashion Stupid

When you knowledge of fashion is far below standard fashion or does not make any sense to the majority of people. Fashion that cannot be placed in the following categories The modern classic, The sporty natural, The funky urbanite, The trendy fashionista, The artistic eclectic, The bohemian hippi, or The rustic redneck.

Girl #1 "Did you see that dress that Debbie was wearing, with those shoes."
Girl #2 "She is so fashion stupid, some one should report her for being a fashion victim."

by Musashi78 October 1, 2013

Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.

Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!

by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008

Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011

Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.

by bige24 August 12, 2011