The reverse of "cocked blocked".
When a friend or person prevents a female from hooking up with a potential mate or engaging in sexual activities with that special someone. Usually done on purpose by a male friend or person who is interested in her that will go to extreme lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accident, but usually not likely.
When a friend or person prevents a female from hooking up with a potential mate or engaging in sexual activities with that special someone. Usually done on purpose by a male friend or person who is interested in her that will go to extreme lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accident, but usually not likely.
"He knew I was gettin my "sexy on" with him...I can't believe he just cunt blocked me!"
"She cocked blocked me...so I cunt blocked her."
"She cocked blocked me...so I cunt blocked her."
by ~Ink aka Fantasy September 29, 2006
To be standing on the corner or in front of a building; usually involves protecting the block or territory;more commonly posted up selling drugs
by Big Skeetz June 06, 2017
by Yung R April 07, 2008
by Fellow Musician July 24, 2009
Anytime words, speech or information is banned or blocked from the general public. Blocked because they do not agree with your information. This is the complete opposite of freedom of speech. This does not include racist or slanderous remarks but patently legitamate and common knowledge that they are trying to debunk or discredit.
I wrote a great definition for patently, but since wikipedia, urbandictionary, and craigslist are patently run by disinformation fenatic's they dis-agreed with my definition and hence created a blocking of speech scenario.
by BobBreton March 08, 2006
by gundamNIT January 16, 2003
When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009