floor ho

A ho who is not worthy of anything other than the floor while and after I'm done fucking her.

Noun: Dude, that trick was so nasty! It's all good though because she's a floor ho and knows her place in life.

by CraveMan89 August 27, 2017

Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.

Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.

by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023

floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.

I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.

by Bob Chan September 14, 2010

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016

floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.

Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.

by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009