by eithne lonergan November 5, 2008

To be defined as a chick flick, the movie must have the three following attributes:
1. A romance that has unrealistic outcomes which are designed to appeal to a female audience in a way which corresponds to the current trends of fictional romance in society.
2. The main focus/plot of the movie must be a romance which contains the attributes stated above.
3. The movie must have content not suitable for children.
1. A romance that has unrealistic outcomes which are designed to appeal to a female audience in a way which corresponds to the current trends of fictional romance in society.
2. The main focus/plot of the movie must be a romance which contains the attributes stated above.
3. The movie must have content not suitable for children.
Sex and the City, Before Sunset/Sunrise, Legally Blond are NOT examples of chick flicks because they contains enough truth to the romances they portray.
by Andrew Brown the Dog January 30, 2009

by Andrew your excellency January 24, 2010

An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.
"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had done to deserve such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had done to deserve such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
by mammarylane December 18, 2015

Chad made eye contact with a Mike across the bar. Mike smiled back, and with a simple Hat flick Chad knew what was next. Mike needs a new hat and some tissues to clean up Chad's baby batter off of his face.
by Burritobum December 31, 2020

by spoony June 4, 2003
