Fleming

one of the most straightest people in the world

wow i feel like a fleming

by mr intense January 13, 2008

Frexing

Term for two people who are friends, but have wild uninhibited sex with no strings attached. Derived from the combination of "friends" and "sex", frexing is desirable amongst two people that are attracted to each other but share a mutual non-interest in dating. Frexing frees you from dating type obligations such as spending the night, calling the next day, sending flowers, leaving notes or faking interest when there is none. Usually initiated via late night drunken sex messaging or a made up reason to get together.

John: What did you do yesterday?
Jim: Oh, I was hanging out with Carla for a while
John: Carla? Are you guys dating?
Jim: Nah we're just frexing
John: Nice

(via SMS)
John: Hey Carla, you want to swing by my place later for some frexing?
Carla: Sure, see you at 5!

by KenoCab January 20, 2010

Homo Flexible

A gay man or woman who has sexual play with someone of the opposite sex under certain circumstances thereby making them a "homo" who is "flexible." Not "bi" where they actively are interested in both sexes, but a person who is normally 100% gay who engages in sex or some sort of sexual encounter with someone of the opposite sex for various reasons such as in exchange for something, circumstantial timing, for fun, or out of boredom.

A Homo Flexible could be submissive lesbian who has a male dom, or a twink with a female dom. A Homo Flexible could be a gay man or a lesbian who sleeps with or masturbates an opposite sex friend out of pity or to console them. Needing sexual release, a Homo Flexible could be a gay or lesbian who grabs the first willing person to "take care of their need" even if the person is of the opposite sex.

by darclyte May 13, 2010

flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006

Fleming Toe

Fleming Toe: Noun- Used to describe the yellow stuff on a few toes of each foot, usually hereditary.

Ian really has got a lot of Fleming toe

by TheoDank July 1, 2011

Flexting

Flexing and texting simultaneously. Strengthens those arm muscles unlike any workout in the weight room.

"Flexting really saves me time! Every time I text someone I just get a nice flext in and then I don't have to hit the weight room!"

by G Bags January 15, 2013

Flexing

When a man tries to tie down a well paid lady by getting her pregnant and tricking her into marriage to upgrade their journey on the gravy train from a season pass to a lifetime pass.

(Barman phones friend)

Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing!

Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!

by Knobjockey1989 December 6, 2018