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finals coma

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!
by LSSUTKE280 May 6, 2011
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the final vape

when you suck up yo homies farts then breath them all over your girl
yo im finna take the final vape tonight, bend over bro
by dontvape/eatfood December 28, 2020
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Finals Room

The state one's room is in during finals week with papers and pages of notebooks strewn out about the room.
man, my finals room is impossible to get around, there are papers EVERYWHERE!
by OptimusSubPr1me June 5, 2011
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Final hog

Phrase used in parts of Manchester to indicate an epic quest is nearing a conclusion
"That was a long walk but we are almost at the car now, entering the final hog"
by Niklaus1989 July 17, 2016
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finale staller

Those episodes of a show that don't attribute to the plot or the rest of the season, it is only there to make more episodes in the season. Theses can be like Holiday Specials, Musical Episodes, and Crossovers for instance. We usually express our emotion in a love-hate relationship.
Barry - Ugh I hate that episode where The Flash and Supergirl have to sing in a Broadway show, I just wanted to see him stop Savitar.
Cisco - Relax dude, it is just a Finale Staller, they just want you to get even more amped up for the finale.
by Mandogy May 30, 2017
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Win the Finals

When one excels in the taking of his/her final test. This phenomenon usually occurs in high school or college.
Dude I totally won the finals i had last week.

Man, I really hope I win the finals this year.
by stupendousmanishere February 1, 2013
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Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.
Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"
by franzy! October 13, 2011
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