No fatherine figure

Well, we all know what this means, *ahem* Jokes aside, it means an individual has no father.

"I have no fatherine figure."

by dominicjkl October 29, 2022

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father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022

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The blind doors monster that looks like a Demogorgon from the Stranger Things but with a a circle head instead of a flower. This monster has very good hearing and it's mouth glows like the Minecraft warden whenever it hears something

Doors player: how did you even die on door 50 in doors.
The guy who died: figure killed me!

by A random definition maker November 26, 2022

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Father Figure

Something That You Probably Don't Have & That You Will Never Have!

"Do You Suffer From A Lack Of A Father Figure"

by TheLuigiChannel174 November 29, 2022

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Action figures

GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.

Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?

Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

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