maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024

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Dark Figure

Definition 1: A figure that is completely shrouded in darkness
Definition 2: the figure behind you.

Definition 1: Look at that dark figure over there, he's pretty scary!
Definition 2: look behind you.

by Clintenite July 3, 2022

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father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

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jaktion figures

The proper term for playing with soyjak characters on the internet.

"THEY'RE JAKTION FIGURES! NOT DOLLJAKS!"

by guest456546 November 29, 2024

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father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"

your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking

by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023

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I'm glad you're finally ready to admit that you're just trying to torture me by trying to get me to solve a null-proposition while I sit here and die from whatever is causing the pressure in my skull.

A fucking retard "Figure it out."

Hym "There's nothing to figure out so if you don't stop harassing me I'm going to murder as many kids as possible."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

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