fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig

I love you fig socks :3

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

fig bar

A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.

God your such a fig bar

by Demonic Fox March 31, 2015

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response

“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”

by figpickin March 4, 2022

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011