a fifty

A half-boner

When she described her outfit when working as a receptionist, it gave me a fifty. I would've gotten a hundred, but I was at a restaurant with my father and couldn't get any "me time" to invest in my fifty.

by Cadet Vixen February 8, 2015

fifty-fifty

Term used to describe a large amount of something. It is usually pronounced fiddy fiddy; and always used in reference to another's extreme problem, habit, overuse, etc.

Dave: Man, Max, you've got like fifty-fifty pimples on your back.
Max: Damn, really?

by HungryDave October 4, 2013

fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017

the fifties

The cops or any law enforcement.

"Put the heat up. The Fifties (50) are out here."

by Lando_Vega December 4, 2020

fifty brokeback

large oddly shaped A bunker, premired at the 05/06 national colegiate painball league championships

go do him hes at the fifty brokeback

by Canonball August 31, 2006

Fifty Fifty

The typical guy whom usually has the first name Ryan. He has a shy smooth side that reminds people of expensive jewelry and over priced cigars, trust me it ultimately ends with a nights worth of magical charades involving one trick pony’s landing his huge erected soldier in pony land heaven. 99.9% of the time he’s always right even the chemical smoked trails followed behind him cant persuade the charming messages hes left everyone speechless. his facts are random but successfully execute the demands of the sex crazed animal purring overworked vaginas around the neighborhoods he’s explored. after it’s all said and done he’s left contemplating his well-being of his personal genitals and the soreness of his calves. True definition of a fifty fifty.

She opens her door and sees him standing there purposely taking off his helmet in the sexiest way. Instantly Ryan’s laid. Ryan’s confused and feeling 50/50 on how he’s silently pulling pussy so easily. He’s completed the vision with an unmet mission leaving no solution to why or who Ryan actually is.

Fifty fifty is defined as the original confused gangster leaving everything half full.

by @red_headed_gang_ May 9, 2022